Shut Up and Pass the Wonder Bread
Sometimes in life we get exactly what we ask for.
Marriage
like this really needs a description
Sweat Talk
It was late afternoon on an average sort of summer day. Even before we hit the small knoll into Plainfield I could tell something was off. It’s hard to hide on a tandem.
Commitment
“The great thing about being on the back,” I heard behind me one morning, “is that I don’t need to keep my eyes open."
Welcome HAHA
Like any good affair, we showed up suspiciously disheveled and slightly concerned about how we might smell in public places, invented excuses for why dinner might be late and showed up at teachers conferences a bit overly clean and Daysi’s hair suspiciously wet.
Trashed
A new bike will cure almost all afflictions; especially useful in the treatment of ague, melancholy, bad humours of the blood and troubled relationships. The treatment is a bit more expensive than the venerable practice of bloodletting but with less mess and similar efficacy.